Looking for that perfect gift for that special someone who is hard to shop for or already has everything? Give them their own very special roll of Toilet paper!  

Each "mega" roll is embroidered with  "If You're Still Here at Midnight Same poop emoji Different Day...".  In colors of brown thread. Each Roll is new and wrapped individually in a clear bag tied with ribbon. 

 If you would prefer this in a different color combination- I have over 200 thread colors available. Please send me a message with your color choices or add your choices to the notes on your order.  Color options can be viewed on the Thread Colors page. 

I hope you don't have to use it but  just in case; all designs are stitched on the top layer of the paper, leaving the rest of the roll available for emergency use.